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God is the Internet
07/05/09 16:28  © LovinGOD
All the time people fabricated different Gods for themselves. And finally, they've made something alike, not in fictious sacred tales, but in real world.

The Internet. He is the God.

All-embracing, immaterial, boundless, theoretically all-knowing, giving the food.

There are fanatics who worship Him whole days.
There are atheists who rejected His existence.
There are satanists who writes His name with no caps letter, while own name still with it, and all the time connecting everything vice versa.
There are many sects. One of it is RUnet. They don't beleive that Internet is boundless, and believe that their segment is the only populated.

In the Internet, you can confess in any place, and, using proxy, to preserve seal of confession.
Internet Service Providers are fat priests who collects money for the connection to Him.
System administrators and support are, heh, the angels. Even BOFH :)

Hackers are the Holy Inquisitions. No sins bugs that they can't uncover.

And the main one thing: in difference to Christian, Musim and other Gods, this God, the Internet, undoubtedly exists, and can advance you, if you visit specific sites.
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